friend: dude, wanna hear a story that my teacher told us in psychology today? it's so crazy
me: does a bird sing?
friend: so, she had a patient who was a complete meth addict. had all sorts of scars all over her and stuff. and one day, my teacher got a call from a doctor who said she wouldn't believe what happened... her patient was on their mom's driveway with a knife and a cut across her stomach. this patient thought there was a snake inside of her and she was pulling her intestines out. soooo creepy.
me: well it's good to know that even half-crazed, delusional, & completely high, she had the right frame of mind to save herself from the venemous creature.
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