The Rules of Anti Creative:

I don't advocate breaking the law by declaring Free Thought, nor do I support treason by invoking your right to Individualism. I do not condone the use of Creativity unless prescribed by a doctor. Nor do I encourage anybody to do Art & drive. I, also, do not advocate Insanity, Weirdness, Rebellion, or Going Against The Grain. I also hereby state that I have no ties to the Terrorist organization known as "Artists Who Make You Think Differently", & anybody that accuses me of such, with an unsubstantiated claim, is liable to be one of the first of those who will be gunned down during the artistic revolution. Finally, I also do not accept Knowledge, Curiosity, or Difference-Of-Achievement.

"What is clear and concise can't deal with reality, for to be real is to be surrounded by mystery." -- James Joyce


An Anti-Creative Rule of Life Means:
#. Opinions aren't worth having unless you get paid for them.
1. Don't listen to anybody that doesn't listen to The Smiths.
2. Keep a good head, & always carry a lightbulb.
3. Don't trust anybody who doesn't dig Bob Dylan.
4. Everything is funny.
%. The secret to writing: a fifth of scotch & pack of Camels.
5. Miserable people are even more funny.
6. It's fun making happy people miserable.
7. Think like the wing-span of a bird.
8. Contradict yourself: Contain multitudes.
9. Simplicity is over-rated.
10. Wanting to be understood is over-rated.
11. Be thankful you aren't a bird living in the Gulf of Mexico.
12. There are some arts that are not meant to be comprehensible.
1M. Assume everyone is putting you on.
14. Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
pM. ALWAYS TIP THE WAITER/WAITRESS.
PM2. I'd rather be considered insane entertainer than be a boring simpleton.
19. Thinking about your conscience helps no one.
1F. Just because people like your stories, doesn't make you a good writer.
32. Things are symbols of themselves.
38. Economy of Words
49. Only emotion objectified endures.
54. What’s the face you had before you were born?
76. Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.
1. First Thought, Best Thought
25. You ever gonna stop being a statue?
1R. A million people can agree about something & still be wrong.
13. It's against the law to be creative.
14. It's cliche to advocate difference amongst individuality.
15. Anything black is over-rated & just, liek, SO uncool.
16. Being uncool isn't the new cool, & never will be.
1Z. Frank Zappa is your new religion.
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5. Something that you feel will find its own form
9. The unspeakable visions of the individual
13. Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition
16. The jewel center of interest is the eye within the eye
19. Accept loss forever
24. No fear or shame in the dignity of yr experience, language & knowledge
25. Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it
28. Composing wild, undisciplined, pure, coming in from under, crazier the better
17. I'm not grumpy, you're just on my nerves.
18. Create rules of life at any given moment.
18. Beautiful people are the ugliest creatures on a giant zit.
19. Rambling is the essence of mutilating self-censorship.
20. Many people self-censor themselves.
21. Keep a good lightbulb & always carry a head.
22. What they taught you in English/writing classes is futile.
23. DO NOT WRITE FOR THE SAKE OF SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE.
25. I'd rather have my entrails burned than be accepted by people I do not respect.
26. I'd rather eat a pound of hamburgers before having my entrails burned than dying on an empty stomach.
27. Social-need for acceptance is over-rated.
29. Comprehension, Sensibility, Responsibility, & Entertainment are forms of breaking your spine.
65. Send anybody that doesn't like the Beach Boys to jail.